Reblog if you’re not wearing a bra right now.
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i’ve always liked the idea of an anatomically correct heart tattoo, possibly as part of a claddagh.
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ok well i cant reblog posts from myself (if u have a script for that let me know plz) but it wasnt until like, idk 5 minutes later that i realized this was straight from his personal tumblr and im pretty sure i was laughing so hard i choked on my spit at the thought of him seeing my comment
I just like that somebody said “smanging:”
Over-thinking. The artist’s greatest enemy (besides indian ink spills) …
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For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in student loans than what we were paying for our mortgage. So we know what this is about.
For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in student loans than what we were paying for our mortgage. So we know what this is about.
And we were lucky to land good jobs with a steady income. But we only finished paying off our student loans—check this out, all right, I’m the President of the United States—we only finished paying off our student loans about eight years ago.
President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
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Dalek dress by somevelvetmorning
Yet another costume I’d love to have for ComicCon…le sigh.
I’m thinking about halloween…
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i feel like serenity had a chick narrator in the trailer? maybe? can anyone confirm or deny? i’ll have to research this later.
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You bitch.
You dirty slut.
Quit whoring around and get inside me.
Holy fuck that looks good. I can *almost* make that at work… but I’m pretty sure that’s goat cheese, not feta and i only have feta at work. I do, however, have a car and proximity to a kroger, and krogers sell goat cheese…I think you see where I’m going with this. it’s gonna be outstanding.
WANT O_O
why do they get those retarded ass tattoos?
looks like a dirty ass dog just ran up on her.
I read this as “a dirty Ass-Dog.”
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I love this more than words can express
Oh my god.
everything about this.
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arb. this was the wall paper on my laptop for a looooong time.
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Shakespeare Insult Chart
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